Red Empress: HELL flavoured: taste like valentine

Thanks to Choonie for the tag. It’s been quite sometime since I did any tags, so here goes.

Rules

Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it total 20 questions, then tag to 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. You must link to the one who tag you, then spread it to 8 people, let the game go on, return the tag to sender is prohibited.

1. What is your dream during your childhood?
To become Superman; I never wanna leave the barber if they don’t do the front curl thing to my hair.

2. Are you happy at this point in your life?
Nope, never was and never will be, I am a rocker, I am supposed to be suicidal and shit. Suppose to waste my life away with sex, drugs and alcohol and Pepsi too YAY!!!

3. Which colour you like most?Black or White?
I suppose I will go with white because Nigga likes white chicks

4. What is the average speed of feces falling out of an ass?
I am not sure. You tell me…

5. Where is the place you wanted to go most? Why?
To Hell when I die because that is where all the happening people are going, I don’t wanna be labeled as non happening.

6. Which part of you that you love the most?
The part where the girl’s dress comes off and I am about to let her get acquainted with my KL tower XD

7. When you encounter a sad moment, what would you do?
Turn on some 80s videos, because by looking at those fools’ hairstyle and fashion, I feel much better or maybe watch Roots.

8. What are you scared to lose the most?
My dick? Isn’t that what all men fear?

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her? Or just keep secret in heart, observing by yourself?
I would confess to her but not him. But to answer your question, I will most definitely bring it out in the open and tell her how I feel and if I get rejected, I would probably say “I was just kidding, you didn’t take me seriously did you” as a comeback line.

10. List out 3 good points of the one who tag you.
- blogs about sex,
- offer me ang pow for CNY if only I went to Kuching
- her student reads her blog which I think is very cool

11. What are the requirements that you wish for your another half?
I am not a judgmental person I am not that picky, just one perk will do – perfect….and maybe very hot with sexy lips and legs that can go on forever, tits that are not too big or small, sharp is nice, long jet black hair, listens to rock, smells good, gives good head, can lap dance, doesn’t mind me looking or talking to other girls, not too skinny and not too meaty, doesn’t get offended with nigga jokes, young, hot, sexy, likes getting naked, likes getting undress, and to be undress, doesn’t wear front opening bras, likes WWE, likes triple H, likes role play, lets me drink all the Pepsi I want to, doesn’t whine, likes to clean up after dinner,….hmmm I am not that fussy

12. Which type of person you hate most?
I’m a lover not a hater.hmmm…maybe…a nigga, a nigga wannabe, people who hate nigga, people who like nigga and people who are indifferent to nigga.

13. What is your ambition?
To at least once a month, to wake up before 8am in the morning, then slowly move on to once a week and finally to every weekday…so that I can get a job.

14. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad.
The level of hotness?
>>Hot = good
>>Less Hot = bad

15. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
My dream will be having all my other dreams come true…

16. What do you think that is most important in your life?
People around me that I love and my guitars :D

17. Who’s your favourite cartoon character?
PATRICK STAR YAYY!!!!

18. What will you do if the world ends tomorrow?
Get as many women pregnant as possible….Because I don’t have to be held responsible after that.

19. Do you think people who wears fake eyelashes are hot?
Depends on that person, come on…if a hot Tranny doesn’t wear fake eye lashers I will still think it is hot.

20. What do you expect from this coming election?
Hmmmm…to see the party which I am putting my gambling money on wins..to make up for money lose in last world cup.

Name 8 person that you were like to tag:

Jorge Alberto Lopez-Orozco
Jason Derek Brown
Victor Manuel Gerena
Alexis Flores
Glen Stewart Godwin
Robert William Fisher
James J. Bulger
Usama Bin Laden

A mean husband didn't appreciate his sweet young wife. He soon dumped her to marry a rich woman, who was also mean. After 10 years, he realized he had made a drastic mistake, as riches had not brought him happiness. The face of his sweet young wife kept appearing to him in dreams. His scolding rich wife continued to make him miserable, until he burned down the house with her in it.

As he left to find his young wife of 10 years ago, he vowed he would still love her--no matter how old and how ughly she may have become. To his extreme surprise, he found her in the same house, as sweet and as lovely as ever. She was not vengeful or jealous, but ran to meet him with tears of joy. "At last you have come back! Now I can rest in peace!" Oddly enough, even the room remained as it had 10 years ago; nothing had changed.

They spent a happy night together just talking, until at last they both crawled into bed exhausted. Her long black hair like the raven's feathers lay soft and shiny on the pillow.

In the morning, he was awakened by an icy wind blasting through the room. As he snuggled to his wife for extra warmth, something hard and bony jabbed him. When he opened his eyes, he found to his horror that he was snuggled next to a bleached, whitened skeleton with long, black matted hair. Worms crawled out of the eye sockets. The room had changed drastically. No longer was it cozy and comfortable. Bare walls were splintering and unkept. The broken shutters flapped in the wind. Cobwebs hung everywhere. It was as if the place had not been lived in for many years.

He ran screaming from the house. A huge shaggy bear with baleful eyes waited to gobble him up. Only his shoes were left. The wind blew them into the pond.

That night a passing villager heard a man and a woman's laughter coming from the decaying house. He fled past it, as he knew that the young woman who had once lived there died 10 years ago, wasting away from grief when her husband left. The following morning two skeletons, instead of one, lay in the bed on the floor. And the two ghosts lived happily ever after.