7.1.08
For those who read my previous post on the train café and wanted to know what else happened, I think it was just a little too much of information to let loose but I can tell you there was another 6 more girls completely Kawaii and all dressed up in different attired. God damnit ! There was even a nurse going to work and she was wearing those pantyhose thingy. I was too much in a grope and smack frenzy, that I forgot my name and thus couldn’t recall what the hell happened in there..fufufufufu…pssst, I tell you what really happened if I see you all in MSN, just ask me. I am getting paranoid, what if my mum learns how to operate the computer overnight and accidentally stumble across my blog? Die, must call back tonight to find out if my mum knows how to operate the compute or not.
You know I think I might have some kind of super power; every time I have to wake up early for something important, I will fucking beat the alarm clock by waking up a couple of minutes earlier to switch it off. So if anyone of you think you have this super power too, why don’t we gang up and form superheroes league of something so that we can wear cool costume and have an excuse to show off our underwear? Anyway, it happened to me again this morning, it wasn’t 1 minute or two, but I woke up 30 minutes earlier despite having slept just a little over 4 hours only. Why? Because I had recording today and today I will be working with some of Japan’s finest musician and I really don’t wanna screw up. I have been practicing on my guitar riffs and solo the whole day in the studio while waiting for Norie to finish her training because we had an agenda later on that evening. Man, I fucking hell tell you, the more I practice, the worse I become. Towards the end my level of confidence drops from hero to zero. Bloody hell, I shouldn’t have practice at all. But thanks to McPinkie who told me the story about how she made a complete fool of herself in front a cute Japanese music examiner ; I feel better already , because I can’t possibly be that bad…fufufufufufu…joking . Anyways, yesterday ended with Norie and me going out for a late supper and then going on a hunt for the legendary “Love Machine”; People across the world said it was an urban legend, some say it was a myth but here in Japanese, every fucking Toyota, Daihatsu and Honda knows it exist.
You see in the 1980s, there was this machine that was called “white machine” or “love machine” that dispense freshly sealed folder pair of used panties complete with the previous owner’s picture (usually school girls) and a seductive message - it is something like fortune cookie but instead getting to eat the cookie all you get is a pair of used panties that is good enough for you to smell. In the earlier 1990s, 3 smart ass business men positioned and stocked up 90 of this god forsaken machine across Tokyo and claiming that the “panties are 100% guaranteed wore by a Japanese school girl”. The authorities were not amused, and the 3 smart ass business men were charged for not having a license to conduct their business. The authority claimed that used clothing e.g. used panties falls under the category of antiques and the 3 business men hadn’t apply for it. In addition to that, they had committed fraud advertising because that was not way to prove that the panties were really worn by a school girl. Since then the machine just sort of disappear. But it is hard to keep something that is highly in demand from never resurfacing. Just like pirated DVDs or CDs in many countries. Because, many have seen this legendary machine around Tokyo and it still exist. Norie and I was on a hunt for this machine, because I wanted to get a little decoration piece from Japan to spice up my room. We didn’t manage to locate any “love machine” but manage to find a shop that sells sealed up used panties that comes in a very cool plastic case. I gotta get one because I simply love the packaging. But that doesn’t mean we our quest for the “Holy” machine ends here. We get back to y’all if I manage to spot one. Will take orders if anyone of you are interested :P
My very own freshly sealed used panties that cost me around 4,800 yen (RM144.00)
Coming back to the question of whether have I taken Norie’s offer of watching the DVD with her? Well, frankly I haven’t decided yet but most of the girls said that I shouldn’t and most of the guys said I should. I will tell you what I think in my next post because I am outta time today and I need to be going in recording now…
Waking up next to a beautiful lady in the morning; I got my chance to get back at her for trying to take my wake up look previously.
6.1.08
[Undated]
Dear diary,
I have a naughty little tale to tell. *quivering breathing* , plucked from the pages of this blogger’s history--- messed up but true, and it guarantee to stimulate the senses. The story of x; a ravishing Young (ahem) blogger whose sexual fantasies runs the gamut from threesome to tensome, or some of you may call it orgy. But who doesn’t dream of indulging in every spasm of lust? Feeding the depraved hunger. Owing to his stay in Tokyo, x is granted to do just that; inflicting perversion and pleasure with equal zest. Until one day, x found himself in the mercy of a girl every bit as perverse as he; a girl whose skill in the art of perversion exceeded his own. *gasp*
Let me take you back to x’s birthday, which you don’t have to go back very far, because it just happened to be yesterday. A bunch of his friends offered to bring x to the infamous café somewhere in Tokyo’s Ikebukuro. It was no ordinary café, because every hour customers with get to ride a stimulated train complete with hand straps and fulfill their most perverted fantasies by groping the females inside the train to the heart’s content. In simple words, it was a breast and ass buffet.
Let me just explain to you how the perverse yet magnificent system works. The male paying customer will board the train and is to remain standing in one place only; with women (employees) coming and going at each train stop for the duration of 20 minutes. To stimulate realism, each stop provides stop announcement s that comes from the loudspeakers, just like our shitty Putra LRT only it is in Japanese. It is also signifies the change of the buffet spread for the males. The male customers are free to run their dirty hands up a nearby girl’s skirt or fondle her breast from behind. However, contact beneath a girl’s undergarment is forbidden. Each girl has a blow whistle and if a violation is committed, she will blow the whistle and the perpetrator will be thrown down the train.
x could almost felt his heart right up to his throat when he boarded the train because even though x was a natural bra un-hooker and have already fondle hundreds of boobies or many not that much, maybe 10s of boobies in his life but he has never ever been in this fucked up situation where he needs to grope or fondle a completely stranger’s breast or ass. But x was warned by his friends that they have pay good money to bring x in and for the 20 minutes ride, so x cannot possibly let them down. Standing there even before the girls came in, it already felt like it is going to be a hell long ride because x was feeling so much uneasiness. Then the girls came in and standing in front of x was a girl who was dressed in a completely white tennis attired who looks like she was going for a tennis game or something. As x look out, x could see J. doing the air humping action which was his way of giving x mental support. Damn x have such great friends indeed. Just like a hungry man with a KFC dinner plate in front of him, will it be chicken breast or chicken thigh first? Should x give his courtesy to the ass or the breast? x didn’t want to be rude to the extremely Kawaii brown hair tennis girl in front of him, so with a great “Amen”, with full palm, x lay a smack right on the tennis girl’s right ass cheek and could immediate feel the girl’s shudder and also felt the lacey panties that was beneath the skirt. She turned around with a half blushed face she whispered in x’s ears with a fake desperate tone,” Ahhh! Iyaaa. Yameteh Kudaksai.” (Nooo, Doooon’t. Please Stop it) and then proceeds to give x a grin that is telling x that she wants more. Damn, x hate to admit it but x is beginning to like it, now x feel like a pervert already, this is so going to be the last time x am coming here or maybe not ..fufufufufufufufufu.
The night ended with us going to look for some food, they were thinking of celebrating my birthday at Mickey Ds, so that I can wear party hats and grope Ronnie? But I wanted something more filling like Col. Sanders, so we headed to Kentucky Fucking Chicken instead.
Sorry for the blurred picture because my hands were still shaking and it was taken from a moving car.
2.1.08
The exterior of Kenichi’s place
This is the Tatami room that has been converted into my guest room and this is a super duper sleeping mattress. I just love sleeping into it , feels like I am wrapped in larger comfortable duvet
I have been here for some time now but today is the first day that I had a traditional breakfast which comprise of: rice, miso soup, tofu, egg, seaweed, vegetables and pickles. And they called us China Ah Pek Fun Tong (Rice Barrel). Look at them having rice early in the morning. 
Anyway, we were supposed to go to this fucking famous Sengakuji Temple this morning. Usually I am not into the tourist bull shit but after Kenichi told me the story about the 47 Ronin , I was intrigue with the story of the 47 Ronin that have been buried there. Most of the people here know the story of the 47 Ronin by heart like us Malaysian know our Hang Tuah Shit. So I hope you are in a mood for a fucking long and boring story about the 47 Ronin, because here it goes:
The end.
I didn’t manage to be a fucking tourist and head to the temple because I woke up late and we had to leave. Maybe another day, since I am still here for another 2 months or so. And you all must be wondering about the Norie Porn, I will tell you all about it in my next post and all I can say is, The DVD is in my bag now :P.
On another note, A couple of weeks ago, this POMPUAN (women) interviewed me on my fetish on mountain biking and yesterdays I was featured on their online mag. If you are in to the hip, hype and shit like that stuff, you should definately go and check out this site WWW.UTH.COM.MY which has just been launch yesterday. There will certainly be some shit that suits you.
Inilah muka pompuan yang interview saya.
[Click here to read the interview]
::More of my mountain bike fetish::
29.12.07
I am heading to the cinema with Norie tonight, since all my male friends have other agenda which I strongly don’t believe in doing. So the next best option is to go out and watch a movie. And the movie is >>BLEACH: The Diamond Dust Rebellion
I saw the trailer and it gave me goose bumps I tell you. I am not sure are we going to get tickets or not because I heard the advance tickets are sold out. Crossing my fingers and hope that Norie comes through: P The regular price for a cinema ticket is 1,800 yen (RM54) that really expensive but what to do? I am such a Bleach-o-holic. I just hope that have subtitled.
[Hey, I even have a Bleach under my tag]
24.12.07
A Little update from hometown, mum has just sent Woa Woa to the groomers for her Xmas hairdo and she came back with an Afro hairdo. I really wanna see how she looks like now :S. It seems that from the 21st to 26th of December the authorities issued a warning that the east coast is going to be hit by heavy rain and high tide but according to my parents, the weather there is as dry as the space between a 50year old and still hitting the streets hooker’s legs. In fact it didn’t rain after I left :S.
Xmas is like hours away and I bet your donkey asses that y’all must have already gone through hell scouting, buying and wrapping those Xmas presents for your love ones. Let me ask you something, what would you get a niece who is prolly 9-12year old, you probably get her a Barbie doll or a Justine Timberlake’s CD or maybe fake tea party set so that she can have tea parties with her teddy bears right?(I know pink is drooling for this one:P). But if you are in Japan, the number one gift to get kids below 9-12 year old is a thong or lingerie. Kids as young as 9 year old are starting to wear thongs and spreading their cheeks and taking pictures of them. Can you imagine that? I bet you can, if not, you can check out what I found in one of their bookstore [look below]. Why? Because photos pre-teen in thongs and lingerie are the trend now, forget about can sealed up used panties; that is so yesterday. Now isn’t this that child pornography? All I can say it pre-teen photos is the foundation stone for kiddie porn. This just makes me glad I don’t have any kids living in Japan, not that I have any, but if I had some, I am not going near Japan. For crying out loud, can’t you just wait till they are old enough to take pictures of them in thongs? No wonder they eat their fish raw…
Can you imagine some of the girls featured are as young as 9 year olds...
I have no idea how to read that but it means Merry Xmas in Japanese
23.12.07
If I am not mistaken, it is now time of the year to eat your gluttonous rice balls, ya? They say it is a tradition and after you eat those balls, you grow one year older and wiser too. So to those who had theirs and celebrated the festive, I wish y’all a “Happy 过冬”. I had my one with “Gula Melaka” just before I left, so I guess I grew older and wiser way before everyone. Woa Woa had hers too, but she didn’t take any of the balls but she enjoys the sweet gravy that it comes with. 
22.12.07
You know it would be easy to be a fucking tourist and snap shit loads of picture and then recap whatever I did here in Tokyo and turned my blog into a “Hell Yeah! I love Tokyo bitch!“ sort of travel log so that my visitor would pretend to enjoy it. But why the hell should I be doing that and bored you outta your fucking mind? Fuck it, I am not going to snap pictures of what I ate and show it to ya (unless it is really messed up :P), because it will turn into shit in a day or two. Tell you what I am going to do, I am just going to post some selected sick and messed up random encounter in Tokyo. Who knows, I might just turn into a professional pervert and start snapping up -skirt pictures of school girl .
Finally Mr. Producer’s friend (J.) came to greet came to greet us and it was out first day out. What better way to go around town than riding their cheapest mode of transport - the subway. It is owned by Tokyo Metro Co. Ltd and is probably the biggest underground in the world; it carries 9 million people a day.
J. was cool enough to give us some facts about the Tokyo subway - But none of the above information that I just mentioned, (I Google it myself). He said that besides being the biggest underground railway in the world, it is a breeding ground for adults and middle aged perverts to rub their crouches/asses on short skirt uniform school girl during rush hours and a training ground for up and coming hidden cam and up-skirt photographer. This is also the infamous site of 1995 Sarin gas attack administered by Shoka Asahara of the Aum Supreme Truth which claimed 12 lives and leaving 5000 more hospitalized.
How thoughtful, remember to always give priority to 1. human with screaming tummy and 2. horny kids groping boobies.Our journey was indeed fun because J. entertained us with some of the Aum Supreme “Truth” that I never knew:
-The Cult leader Shoka Asahara looks like a hippie conman is half blind, overweight.
-He claimed to be the reincarnation of “Imhotep” a great Egyptian Physician. Started a clinic where in just below 18 months, 9 of the patient died - which is a very high mortality rate when there are only 9 beds in the clinic.
-He believed he could fly but for the time being he could only levitate in the air for 3 seconds. Later it was found that it was a lame ass yoga trick he picked up from India.
-He claimed he could meditate for an hour under water without breathing but somehow neglected to inform the Guinness Book of Record of his feat.
-To join his sect, devotees are to boiled locks of Ashara’s hair and drink it. Some other rituals of initiation include drinking of his semen.
-Devotees are not forbidden to have sex; offenders will be beaten or locked in tiny cells, with Ashara’s video playing at maximum volume 24/7. Masturbation was punished with a week’s solitary confinement.
-Later on he claimed to be the Holy Monk Emperor and all earthly pleasure is above him. He did not enjoy sex but he felt that it was his duty to have sex with all the young girls who wanted to join his sect.
-His sect raised funds by selling his beard clippings and his dirty bath water which he claimed to be some " Miracle Pond". The supply failed to meet it's demands.
Who wants a Aum Supreme Truth official T-shirt? Let me know, I am getting one yay!!! :PAbsurd as it may seem, but Asahara’s Aum Supreme Truth Cult had more than 10,000 all over the world, and there was millions in the sect’s bank account. He was arrested after the 1995 Sarin Gas attack, but deny charges claiming that who could a half blind, overweight man orchestrate such an act and it was his out of control followers that made it all up. Pretty twisted huh? Anyway, here’s a little something for all, enjoy :P
The Japanese school girl uniform, the corner stone and bench mark of all high quality educational system. Sorry for the blurred picture because I was told that it was an offense to take picture of girls in short skirt uniform in the subway without their permission.
